I was walking in the park this morning and found a BRYANT AND RIZZO WENT BACK TO BACK donut on the ground.
So AWESOME AND YET sad.
I wonder who WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN WITH THOSE GUYS dropped it.
Did RIZZO TO THE RED SOX? the bag break?
Were they also carrying coffee and it BRYANT TO THE METS? spilled or something?
Did they think about picking DID JAVY HURT HIMSELF OR NOT it up before OH IT'S A BRUISED HEEL the pavement poisoned it?
Hell, even FREAKING MAPLES CAN'T GET THE LAST OUT I thought KIMBREL HAD TO COME IN AND DO IT about it.
But then... nah I'm WILL HE BE A DODGER? not touching that thing.
Who knows SO MANY QUESTIONS who dropped it.
Some good samaritan will come THIS WEEK IS GONNA SUCK along and put it in the trash.
Then as I stood there, I had this weird thought: do donuts go to heaven if nobody eats them?
Oh yeah, there's 4 games at Wrigley with the Reds in town.
3 night games, and then Thursday is a 1:20.
The trade deadline is 3:00 Chicago time on Friday.
The Cubs will play in Washington at 6:05.
They'll be a different team by then.
So... hang in there.
It's going to hurt, but A) there's nothing we can do about it and B) they HAVE to do something to get back to elite.
(Yes I'm very aware that the Ricketts could stop all this crap by pulling out the checkbook, but that's not happening.)
This week will feel like slowly pulling off unwanted body hair with duct tape.