Edit: I posted this earlier but forgot to put in the art. Doh.
Not everybody likes Kyle Schwarber leading off, and maybe he won't today, but if you're a pitcher and you have to deal with these 4 guys in a row... kinda gotta be a nightmare.
Of course, after yesterday's collision with Jason Heyward, I don't know if Kris Bryant's in today's lineup or not.
They'll be using a dh, so maybe if he's merely dinged he can still bat.
When that happened, by the way, I group-texted to my baseball buds: "I am currently vomiting."
I'd hunt down the combined numbers of these 4 guys because I'm certain they're astounding, but I just got an offer to go on a coffee cruise around the lake, so... I'm going to go enjoy this Memorial Day and I hope you do, too.
Remember what today's about.
Here's a fav pic of my dad (good lookin' guy, far left) doing a little R&R on a beach with a couple other Air Force buddies.
He'll be watching today's game from Arizona.