Guy's got an ERA over 8 and started vs the Cubs last night.
Rizzo... grand freaking salami.
Or Italian Salami in this little post.
I thought the Cubs would score 20 last night, instead they win on a wild pitch by Reds reliever Blake Wood with Javier Baez on 3rd.
Seriously, Cub bats?
John Lackey... when I was a kid there was this other kid who's last name was Slimack.
And he sweated a ton, so his name really fit.
You didn't want to play shirts and skins with this guy 'cause it was gross.
John Lackey was totally Slimack last night.
Good god he was sweating so much he could hardly grip the ball.
I had to turn up the AC just watching his shiny, slow moving self.
He'd thrown what? 45 pitches thru 2 innings last night?
Walking guys in slow sweaty motion...
Thought he'd go maybe 3 innings, but the old hoss sucked it up and went 6, gave up only 1 run and in the middle somewhere, with all the speed and agility of an armadillo he stole the first base of his career.
Homer Bailey never in a billion years thought he'd try such a thing.
That's entertainment, man.
Anyway, a great night overall as the Cards lost to the Red Sox with Yadier not being able to handle a relay home as the winning run scores for Boston in the bottom of the 9th.
And it's a 1:20 today with Jon Lester on the mound.