Why is it that most of the posts this year have something to do with feeling ill?
Oh wait - this is a Cubs blog?
Take the top of the 1st last night.
Michael Bourn single. Rolaids! Angel Sanchez single. Pepto Bismol! Berkman walks. Tums! Pence knocks in 2 runs. Alka Seltzer! Carlos Lee knocks in 2 more. Advil! Keppinger single. Extra Strength Tylenol! Chris Johnson grounds into DP, but Carlos Lee scores. Ambulance!
You want me to go on? Because it just gets worse.
A five to eleven spanking by the worst hitting team in baseball (they're right up there with the Pirates), the Houston Astros.
Since this turned out to be about pills and the Cubs, I should have a legal disclaimer.
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