I want to be perfectly clear - if you think I'm actually accusing any of the guys in this illustration of taking steroids, you are mistaken.
On the contrary, it seems funny to look back at some of the guys and their...lack of a baseball skill, or something weird about them and...DEMAND AN EXPLANATION.
I can't tell you how many times I'd be watching a game on tv and maybe...say Grace hits a grounder.
They cut to the first baseman catching the toss from the infielder, and often times old Mark wouldn't have made it into the picture yet.
Thus the 4 stolen bases in a season.
Or Zim going ballistic.
Or Hector Villanueva just...overmatched.
They're actually some of my favorite Cubs.
Just pokin' a little fun here.