The words are small in this drawing.
Here's basically what it says: This one time my brother Grog called and said that Brett Farve got his hand stuck in a defensive lineman's facemask and ripped off his pinky.
And I fell for it.
So when he called to say that Sammy got caught with a corked bat I didn't believe it. But there he is on the front page of the Tribune next to a story about Martha Stewart facing criminal charges.
Cubs beat Tampa Bay 3-2, and they're still a game up on Houston, in first place.
It's June 4th.
But I suspect this bat thing will be, um, not a small distraction.