I'm pretty sure you were watching as the Cubs were welcomed into the White House a couple days ago.
I'm positive you were watching as the Cubs took on the Cleveland Indians in Game 7 of the World Series.
We can only guess about the pizza part, but I'm just saying... Kyle Hendricks' cool as a cucumber expression never changes.
Some call him "The Professor", but that reminds me of Gilligan's Island rather than the guy we see with ice water in his veins throwing strike out stuff with insane, never-straight precision.
In about 3 and a half weeks, young Kyle's gonna show up in Arizona with Jake, Jon, Mr. Montgomery, Mr. Lackey and the boys to play catch with all our favorite catchers except David Ross, who's now workin' for the Man in the Cub Front Office.
It's been socked-in gray and rainy here in Chicago for about a month, and today promises to be just as crappy.
So I'm just gonna think about the upcoming Valentine's Day, when in reality it'll be the first Pitchers And Catchers Report Day when the Cubs are also the World Champions.
Think I'll get my wife a nice blue and red flower arrangement.