I heard BMO Harris was giving out a free checking account to anyone with a perfect Cubs Bracket this year, so I filled one out.
The annual March Madness Trip to the Terrific Twenty Five Man!
So far I got all the Olt matchups right.
He beat Tear Duct, then Shoulder, now he just has to get over himself.
But you can also see I screwed up pitching from the start.
My cinderella was Viscaino, but he went out early and Arietta lost to Shoulder in the first round.
Pretty much ruined everything.
And this morning, it looks like Kottaras is gonna lose to Some Dude I Never Heard Of.
Probably because Some Dude is a lefty.
But Almora lost to Youth and Baez to Seasoning, which I guess we all expected.
Anyway, don't you love March Madness?
There's still a buncha guys gonna get moved til they finally get down to the Terrific Twenty Five.
And I didn't win a free checking account.
PS: I did this quickly as just a goofy idea, so please don't mistake this for anything factual at all. BMO Harris isn't doing anything like I said because I made it up. And I just counted and it looks like I only have 24 final slots anyway. Plus I forgot to fill one in. But maybe next year we try to do an actual "bracket" before st even starts and I offer a painting to whoever is closest. Somebody remind me in about 10 months, please.