This idea has been laying around on my blog, FOR FREE, since 2008.
Why can I not go to the men's room at Wrigley Field today and wizz on a Cardinals logo?
It's so simple.
HEY URINAL BISCUIT COMPANY, DO THIS IMMEDIATELY!
The Cardinals throw at Anthony Rizzo?
I PISS IN THEIR GENERAL DIRECTION!
I missed the game.
I was working.
I didn't see Haren hit Holliday in the head.
Well, I did online later, but whatever.
I still can't find any video of Rizzo getting plunked.
But I DID find the Joe Maddon video, and well, what can you say but damn that guy is good.
Read this from the St. Louis Post Dispatch.
Seriously, nothing could validate the resurrection of the Cubs/Cards rivalry more than a little bad blood.
Bring it, Redbirds.
The Cubs are coming for you YEARS ahead of schedule.
And I see that the Pirates lost so... now the Cubs are just a game behind them.
Is this not the most impossibly cool path the Cubs have taken this season?
If anybody says they actually expected this, well... you're way smarter than me.
Starlin Castro's bigger story continues to amaze me, and his two dingers yesterday are the kinda stuff that makes Cardinal fans say, "Card killer".
KEEP IT UP, STARLIN!
It looks like it'll be Travis Wood back in a starting role vs Michael Wacha today.
Think Travis isn't pumped?
He looked pretty damned good striking out 5 of the last 6 Pirates a couple days ago.
ps: I don't get any days off, not that I'm complaining.
I'll just try to keep up the best I can.