Yeah, I know.
So do you.
YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE $5, $10 or $20 you plunked down on a Super Bowl square again.
There's a reliable gambling organizer at every office everywhere since the dawn of work, right?
I'm sure you know him or her.
Brackets and Super Bowl squares.
"Hey man, you want in?"
Back when everybody first got email - remember that?
All the sudden those gray inter-office memo folders with the tie string on the flap were just gone.
Anyway, a guy at work sends out an agency-wide email saying to sign up for his March Madness brackets and you could win TEN GRAND.
That's illegal, right?
I immediately gave him 4 days worth of lunch money.
And was done in the first round.
Hey I heard that Yu Darvish has narrowed the field of Yu suitors to 8!
But he's really been waiting for the Dodgers or Yankees to find some money while his heart's in Texas and the Twins are very interesting too because small market but the Cubs snagged Yu's personal catcher like a David Ross which has Victor Caratini down in the minors suddenly thinking of playing some first base when he's not catching to add value to himself not unlike Yu Darvish did with the "tipping pitches" story from the last World Series which is where the Cubs want to go again this year so they gotta get another arm.
And really that's all I know about it, so I thought I'd share this from one of the many stories on Yu just to clarify things:
That dang thinking-face emoji!
It knows where Yu goes.