They came from behind the couch, right after Paulie Konerko hit his double with the bases loaded.
Monkeys and their pointy little monkey fingernails and gnashing little monkey teeth.
They've been at this for awhile now, eating away at my Cub brain.
I'm still smiling through it all, though.
Trying to keep it together.
STOP LOSING TO THE WHITE SOX, YOU STUPID CUBS!
Hey, I said that out loud, didn't I?
Yeah well, you can only take so much losing to the Sox.
I guess it's all baseball karma, though.
Last year it was the Cubs turn, this year the Sox.
Hey Theo Epstein, did you know that Gordon Wittenmyer called me a Kool Aid Drinker yesterday?
Yeah, it's true.
On The Score.
They have a crappy site, so you have to go here.
Then in the sidebar on the left click on the Mully and Hanley show.
Then find "Mully and Hanley Show, Hour 3, 5/7/14, and then forward to 22:15.
Gordon's been on the warpath ever since you dissed him on that one tv show, Theo.
He's after you, man.
Thinks The Plan is bullshit.
While you're rebuilding, how come you can't just "pick off the international guys who are major league ready" like the White Sox did with Jose Abreu?
God, Theo, it's so easy - what's the matter with you?
I mean, there are probably hundreds of guys in Cuba or Korea who can step in and lead the league in homers.
I should have learned by now to just change the channel when Gordo opens his mouth.
Anyway, there's one more chance today to make the monkeys stop.
Please Cubs, beat the Sox.
And just to leave you with something nice, I looked out my window today and over at Millenium Park they put up a nice Happy Mother's Day heart thing made of hedges or something.