Ah, probably Toews and Duncan Keith will take a little bit of time to enjoy another Olympic gold medal,
but I like to think they're keeping their eye on the puck.
Here's how dumb I was yesterday.
I turn on the tv just lookin' for sports.
Literally the second I do, Toews scores a goal for Canada!
I immediately text gigantic Hawks fan Cimino.
"Captain" is all I text because I'm cool like that.
"Toews?" Cimino texts back.
Now I'm like, duh. Why aren't you watching Mister Hockey Guy?
He texts back, "Yeah, I watched it earlier."
Of course, I'm watching the replay.
Shortly after I notice a text I missed from my brother Grog.
He's a big NASCAR guy.
"Go Gordon!" it says.
Oh yeah, it's the Daytona 500.
I flip over there just as Martin Truex blows his engine, and my man Tony Stewart is waaaay back.
Then, I have to do some quick chores.
I come back and watch the race through a couple commercial breaks - like a half hour - and suddenly realize that Truex is BACK IN THE RACE!
MY GOD that guy's pit crew must be amazing!
And finally, I notice at the bottom of the screen where it says that the race is under a rain delay and I'm watching last year's race.
Nothin' like being the up-to-date sports dude that I am.