Have you ever had head cheese?
I can eat anything.
I've eaten sheep brains and the balls of bulls and even pizza with pineapple on it, but the one time I tried head cheese?
Sometimes, when we do something bad to our bodies, our brain may not even know it.
But the body does, and it wants to make the bad thing go away.
Luckily I merely spit it out and didn't actually hurl at the table, but once my brain realized what had happened it said to my body, "Don't worry man, that'll NEVER happen again."
So I kind of played my hand yesterday and let you all know that in my little perfect world, this regular football season would end with the Green Bay Packers coming to Chicago to play the Bears in a game that would decide who the NFC North champion would be.
It's destiny, yada yada.
And if it happens, my other hope would be that both teams have their A guys playing.
I would want Aaron Rodgers in there.
I don't want to hear any whiny Packer fan later on saying, "Well you only won 'cause Rodgers was hurt and didn't play."
I WANT THE BEARS TO BEAT THE PACKERS WITH THAT GUY STARTING.
And if THAT can happen... well, I'll be satisfied for the year.
Today, Aaron Rodgers is going to practice, you can read about it on NFL.com.
So as sick as this sounds, I hope you get better, Aaron.
Because you're the Head Cheese.