How do the Cardinals do this so often?
And it's wearing out my brain.
There's nothing I can do about it but watch and hope that guys with red freaking hats aren't spraying themselves with champagne at the end of the month.
Then there's the never-ending money spout, the Los Angeles Dodgers (did you hear yesterday that they're gonna go after David Price?).
They're even more revolting, if that's possible.
Our only hope is the Oakland Athletics.
Come on Billy Beane!
Oh, and maybe the Bears can get back on track by beating the worst team in football.
Not gonna talk about the end of the Blackhawks game, I'm in enough pain as it is.