I so look forward to this.
EVERY year, somebody gets caught off base in the playoffs.
In front of their family, their fans.
In front of the entire country.
It has to be the most embarrassing thing.
Last night it was Nick Punto, heroically smacking a dramatic double in the bottom of the 7th with the Dodgers down 2.
The crowd goes wild, as they say, because the Dodgers need baserunners.
And then, like a red and off-white colored cat's shadow, St. Louis ss Pete Kozma sneaks in behind Punto, pitcher Carlos Martinez throws to Kozma and poof: Nick Punto's underwear comes flying out his pants and stretches all the way across his forehead.I
It's a full blown wedgie for the entire country to see.
All the air goes outta the Dodger's balloon, and pretty soon they leave as losers in their own park.
All hundred billion dollars worth (or whatever the Dodgers are).
Well, can't stand either team, but I love wedgie time in the playoffs.