There's a glass wall in our shower, and I only recently figured out how to make one of those suction cup hooks actually stay on, which means there won't be a washcloth hanging on the water-turner-onner-thingy handle because the washcloth now has it's own special hook.
It's like a whole new shower, really.
With everything in it's own place.
So a couple days ago I say, "Honey, we need some new washcloths."
"What kind?" she asks.
I go, "Just, you know...washcloths."
I come home and there's a freshly laundered little pile of about 6 new washcloths she got from some store that musta had a bunch of just...loose washcloths that didn't partner with any towels or anything, because they're all different colors.
And one of them is leapord print.
I thought man, nobody will ever know how cool this washcloth is because it's just a washcloth, hidden in my shower.
But screw that.
Because today I'm letting the entire baseball world know!
Because you know what, Mr. Milwaukee Brewer Fan?
I HAVE A LEAPORD PRINT WASHCLOTH AND YOU DON''T.
Your washcloth is stupid.
Your washcloth is probably old with little strings hanging off the side and little flowers on it, while mine is SUPer coolio orange and black and freaking scary-lookin' to the average Brew Crew Fan.
So who cares if you came to Chicago and ruined Opening Day?
Not me, brother.
Not one little bit.
Lets just see what happens today, old crappy dumb-looking washcloth user Brewer Fan.