The Cubs signed last year's Met outfielder Scott Hairston to a 2 year contract maybe worth 6 mil.
They say he'll platoon with other new guy Nate Schierholtz in right.
One of 'em hits lefties well while the other hits righties.
Read that somewhere too.
Or he may play some center once in awhile to give DeJesus a break.
Or the Cubs may surprise us all and finally make a Soriano trade and one of these new guys plays some left.
Or the radical changes in Brett Jackson's swing will allow him to not acquire strike outs like Homer does donuts, and they bring him up in July so they can trade either Schierholtz or Hairston for the pitcher to take Baker or Feldman or Wood's place as probably one of those guys will be doing well enough to attract the attention of a contender.
Brain...hurt.
Must...talk...about something...else.
So there's a buncha "Happy Pitchers and Catchers Report Day" greeting cards for you to peruse on the Cubby Blue Zazzle store. If you actually order one, you've got plenty of time for it to arrive, write something and send it to another Cub fan.
That's a new design up top of this post.
They say he'll platoon with other new guy Nate Schierholtz in right.
One of 'em hits lefties well while the other hits righties.
Read that somewhere too.
Or he may play some center once in awhile to give DeJesus a break.
Or the Cubs may surprise us all and finally make a Soriano trade and one of these new guys plays some left.
Or the radical changes in Brett Jackson's swing will allow him to not acquire strike outs like Homer does donuts, and they bring him up in July so they can trade either Schierholtz or Hairston for the pitcher to take Baker or Feldman or Wood's place as probably one of those guys will be doing well enough to attract the attention of a contender.
Brain...hurt.
Must...talk...about something...else.
So there's a buncha "Happy Pitchers and Catchers Report Day" greeting cards for you to peruse on the Cubby Blue Zazzle store. If you actually order one, you've got plenty of time for it to arrive, write something and send it to another Cub fan.
That's a new design up top of this post.
