Every time I see a shot of Mike McCarthy on the sidelines looking at his play sheet, I can't help but imagine it's a Denny's menu.
Now you will, too.
Tonight at 7 Chi Time it'll be the Packers vs. the Forty Niners at Candlestick.
Couldn't figure out a heroic thing to do for Jim Harbaugh, but as a 12 year old I can always figure out something stupid to do for the Pack.
That'll be some game, but I read there are over 2,000 seats available on Stub Hub?
There must be a mad scramble right there at the end, and if I lived in SF I think I'd totally dip into the piggy bank and pony up the $135 to go.
Next, Milton Bradley in the NY Times!
Nice, Milton.
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Next, took the fam to see Gangster Squad last night at my fav cheap date night place - Village Crossing theater in Skokie and a quickie din. Pulled into the Outback (which has Cooper's Lager - a SPECTACULAR Aussie brew) and the lot was deserted!
Got to the front door and there's the manager explaining to the small and disappointed crowd that something went wrong with their sprinkler system so they couldn't open.
He gave us a coupon for a free Bloomin' Onion.
Then we hauled over to Buffalo Wild Wings where I my eyes were blinded by a hundred hi-def big screen shots of a tweet from Jimmy Johnson that said the Bears got Marc Trestman as a new coach.
So far it turned out to be a Twit rather than a Tweet, though.
Then, the movie SUCKED!
He gave us a coupon for a free Bloomin' Onion.
Then we hauled over to Buffalo Wild Wings where I my eyes were blinded by a hundred hi-def big screen shots of a tweet from Jimmy Johnson that said the Bears got Marc Trestman as a new coach.
So far it turned out to be a Twit rather than a Tweet, though.
Then, the movie SUCKED!
Director Ruben Fleischer should be run out of Hollywood, because the cast was sort of impossible to imagine all together in one movie: Sean Penn, Josh Brolin, Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone and Nick Nolte and Giovanni Ribisi and Anthony Mackie and Michael Pena, aaaaand former molten metal Terminator dude Robert Patrick.
I think Fleischer was trying to do a comic book, but he got stuck halfway between there and a sucky reality.
I think Fleischer was trying to do a comic book, but he got stuck halfway between there and a sucky reality.
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Then there's the Hall Of Fame and Sammy Sosa.
I heard one man-on-the-street interview of someone in Wrigleyville say, "So his numbers were all fake and he was a jerk when he left town."
Kinda sums it up, even if he was a God back in the day.
Then somebody sent me the link to what is supposedly his official Pinterest page.
Sad.
And finally, the thing about Injex 21 - some kind of tool that allows you to give injections without needles.
His whole life is like...say you actually got a date with the incredibly pretty Emma Stone but cut the worst cheese ever and she said, "Get OUT and don't ever come back."
Then you invent Beano.
I heard one man-on-the-street interview of someone in Wrigleyville say, "So his numbers were all fake and he was a jerk when he left town."
Kinda sums it up, even if he was a God back in the day.
Then somebody sent me the link to what is supposedly his official Pinterest page.
Sad.
And finally, the thing about Injex 21 - some kind of tool that allows you to give injections without needles.
His whole life is like...say you actually got a date with the incredibly pretty Emma Stone but cut the worst cheese ever and she said, "Get OUT and don't ever come back."
Then you invent Beano.
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Anyway, anybody want a coupon for a free Bloomin' Onion?
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PS: If you aren't tired of reading stuff, here's a link to the Hardball Times and a Cubbery Story about allowing the Rockies to score at least one run in EVERY INNING.
