Every time I see a shot of Mike McCarthy on the sidelines looking at his play sheet, I can't help but imagine it's a Denny's menu.
Now you will, too.
Tonight at 7 Chi Time it'll be the Packers vs. the Forty Niners at Candlestick.
Couldn't figure out a heroic thing to do for Jim Harbaugh, but as a 12 year old I can always figure out something stupid to do for the Pack.
That'll be some game, but I read there are over 2,000 seats available on Stub Hub?
There must be a mad scramble right there at the end, and if I lived in SF I think I'd totally dip into the piggy bank and pony up the $135 to go.
Next, Milton Bradley in the NY Times!
He gave us a coupon for a free Bloomin' Onion.
Then we hauled over to Buffalo Wild Wings where I my eyes were blinded by a hundred hi-def big screen shots of a tweet from Jimmy Johnson that said the Bears got Marc Trestman as a new coach.
So far it turned out to be a Twit rather than a Tweet, though.
Then, the movie SUCKED!
I think Fleischer was trying to do a comic book, but he got stuck halfway between there and a sucky reality.
I heard one man-on-the-street interview of someone in Wrigleyville say, "So his numbers were all fake and he was a jerk when he left town."
Kinda sums it up, even if he was a God back in the day.
Then somebody sent me the link to what is supposedly his official Pinterest page.
And finally, the thing about Injex 21 - some kind of tool that allows you to give injections without needles.
His whole life is like...say you actually got a date with the incredibly pretty Emma Stone but cut the worst cheese ever and she said, "Get OUT and don't ever come back."
Then you invent Beano.