Once in awhile, you'll hear about someplace getting busted for selling exotic animals or animal parts.
You know, for humans.
To do stuff with.
I think I read that tiger nads do something for your sex life, for instance.
Shark fin soup.
But I'd never heard of "deer antler spray" until yesterday.
Come on, man, that's just plain freaking strange.
Spray it under your tongue?
I looked it up, apparently sales are way up.
Here are some comments from somewhere:
Gets rid of tennis elbow...soothes knee joint pain, the Chinese have been using it for years, AND it improves sexual performance!
As if deer don't already have enough to worry about.
Fire, weird weather, no food, the wolf, the mountain lion, the hunter, and now your average dude with sore knees and a boner problem.
Or... apparently Ray Lewis, a not-ordinary dude who's playing middle linebacker in the Superbowl on Sunday.
I hope the Niners smoke the Ravens.
In fact, I just bought a rabbit's foot for luck.
On to much cooler things, like the Cubs.
Did you see they hired a new "saberist", Tom Tango?
This is so interesting, because he's looking for statistics geniuses to help out.
If only I'd gotten into math rather than art, I'd TOTALLY be sending in my resume.