Besides Dale Sveum, who REALLY doesn't want to go hunting with Robin Yount?

Hey.
I've been totally sick.

Like a dog.
But I got a text from my friend Pete Dever (Jets fan, he's totally eating it this year) that said "Dale Sveum got shot by Robin Yount?!"
I'm so out of touch.
I looked it up on ESPN.
You can't make that kinda stuff up. 

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And I wish that the radio I was listening to this morning was making this up: Brian Urlacher is probably out until the playoffs. If the Bears make the playoffs.
Something with the hammy. 
Really really hurts, that one. 

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Full disclosure: later, Pete texted me the Rob Deer joke. It's probably all over and I'm the last one to do it, but whatever.

I'm sick.

Lastly, from just those notes, can you guess the ring tone?