Things like blown out knees and broken ankles make me do that overall body shiver thing.
The not-cartoony version of Curly going "Nyuk nyuk nyuk".
Because it's not funny, ever.
And when Derek Jeter went down with a busted ankle, it wasn't funny either.
Of all the Yankees to go down, why that guy?
He's like the only one worth liking.
Anyway, that's a severe blow to the Yanks.
The only good that could possibly come from Detroit winning the ALCS would be seeing Jose Valverde continue his death spiral into free agency as a giant loser with Scott Boras putting some kind of hilarious spin on the whole thing while trying to get another multi-year mega deal.
I wonder if there's some kind of special Chicago Fan bet you can make in Las Vegas for this evening?
'Cause I'd sure like to put some money on Houston and San Francisco.