If you follow enough of the right people on Twitter, you can turn off the sound and just read.
God knows, I heard enough Tim McCarver and Joe Buck.
So Ryan Theriot was the DH last night.
Think about that.
And sure enough he gets a hit in the most crucial 10th.
He gets bunted to 2nd.
I wanted the Giants to win, but as a Cub Fan all I could think of was how hilarious it would be if Theriot gets picked off.
Marco Super Freaking Human Scutaro hits a liner to center and Theriot scoots all the way around, slides into home plate, and comes up with the WAY over the top victory yell (we all know how aware of the camera he is).
And then...The Tweet.
I fell on the floor, laughing.
I turned off the tv.
The Tigers still have another bat, but you know it's over.
2012 is in the books.
And now we get to start watching the clock again, just waiting for baseball...
Tim writes over at Obstructed View, by the way.