Still on vacation.
In fact, I'm writing this on September 10th and posting automatically at some point in the...future.
Consider yourself a participant in a 4th dimension experiment!
The above illustration is from 2003, before the Cubs got Aramis Ramirez.
I fear it's true all over again, though.
But you've heard of this guy Javier Baez (here's a little bit from Bleed Cubbie Blue), right?
I hear he's projected to gain a little weight and lose a little speed and maybe move from short to 3rd.
Supposedly, he's a monster and should make you feel a tad better.