Yes they are.
Bartolo Colon got caught doing what Melky Cabrera got caught doing.
Which is cheating.
Not that you'd ever think this steroid thing would actually completely stop, but man - back to back big names turning out to be nothing but big fat cheating liar guys.
Speaking of which, the Cubs.
Super busy, and you already know what's going on with our favorite team.
And I promise not to dwell on this elevated levels of testosterone crap.