Ah yes, the DISCUBBERY CHANNEL.
Seems like we've been seeing quite a bit of that this year.
When Jeff Samardzija broke a bat over his knee last week, do you have any idea how lucky we all were that he didn't, you know, break his wrists?
That would have been pure Cubbery.
And then we wouldn't have Shark Week starting tonight.
Jeff Samardzija is 7-10 with a 4.21 ERA, and the guys runnin' the show for the Cubs think he's one big gigantic piece of the future.
Me too, by the way.
And he'll be on the mound tonight against the Houston Astros.
Who, as you know, I cannot stand and now can't stand even more.
We kind of figured the Cubs would lose 100 games this year, right?
In fact, if they lose 31 more games of the remaining 50 or so...
And a team that loses 100 games, well... you'd sure figure that team would get the number one pick in the draft, right?
Well, the freaking Astros only have to lose 22 to reach the nice round 100 losses.
Apparently, the Cubs can't win a THING this year.
Ahhh, whatever, I can't watch a game and hope the Cubs lose.
And I hate the Astros.
I learned this word over at The Cub Reporter.
Someone should make a t-shirt.