It's a team of dead men walking (or striking out or whatever).
Losing to the Twins on a walkoff.
Second night in a row with the walkoff losing stuff.
I'm gonna miss Ryan Dempster, and wish him nothing but the best.
Some first or second place team is salivating over the thought of adding him to their staff even as I write.
I figure Geo Soto will go too if he's healthy.
I wish Alfonso Soriano woulda had his homer spurt a little later - you think anybody'll give Theo just enough?
I mean, if I've got holes in my offense and I'm in the American League and could get Alfonso for a screaming deal, I might take him just based on...maybe he goes on a streak again when it matters.
Darwin Barney - you could really put any Cub in this cartoon.
Management says nobody's off limits.
Ahh, but the waiting on trades is going to drive us all nuts, and I hope it starts happening asap.
This temporary team stuff is getting old, and I'd much MUCH rather spend my time doing stuff that's happier.
Yes Theo and Jed, I know the Cubs are gonna go up some day, but I get to rant a bit now and then in the meantime...
This fake commercial was inspired by the original GINSU knife ad and any used car spot.
Crap, I just realized I called it "Wrigley Shack" up front and "Wrigley Barn" at the back.