Seems like the Cubs alveuys get somebody vith a neum that messes vith vords as ve know them.
Like new manager Dale Sveum (Swaim).
Remember Felix Pie?
He vas one of my feuvs.
Even though Sveum's been the manager for a couple months now, I still have to stop and go, "Uh, veut, how do you pronounce that again?"
So I'm really doing this selfishly, to help me remember.
I vas reading about Ozzie Guillen and Carlos Zambrano, and it seems Ozzie thinks there's no one really to bleume, but I think that's leume, don't you?
Because of course there is: Geutoreude coolers.
Still, just a giant sheum, what Carlos beceum.
At one time, a real fleumthrower but in the end he just couldn't teum his creuzy weuys.
Ahh, just weustin' a little time til Pitchers and Catchers Report Day.
I don't know vhy, but it appears that Oakland and Seattle get to have theirs a veek before everybody else:
So I guess ve've still got a veuys to go - 7 deuys.
But before you know it, ve'll all be at Wrigley Field singing, "Take me out to the ballgeume".