My job is just to bring the idea to life, guys, even if it means nothing.
Which is exactly what's going on right now: nothing.
Just to prove, however, that I did not make this up, here's something I copied off MLB TRADE RUMORS:
I wonder what that compensation would be.
The Marlins took Ozzie Guillen and gave the White Sox a double A reliever named Jhan Marinez and a triple A SS named Ozzie Martinez.
Is that a fair comparison?
Baseball America called this Ozzie thing an "exchange", which sounds like the same terminology you'd use for the Theo thing.
Well, who knows what it'll be, but I'm preparing to be shocked.
The Cubs have been stocking up on 5th starters, and the Red Sox are looking for pitchers...
But I have no idea - probably they're talking prospects, which in the case of our Cubs might be worse.
Either way, it should happen soon.
You saw that Ryan Theriot has been reunited with his Louisiana buddy Mikey Fontenot in San Francisco.
Yep. You'd like to be an All-Star, but what an awesome gig these guys have just hanging around the Bigs even as back-ups.
Of course, if you're a Giants fan you might disagree.
Superbowl is coming up, and that means commercials, which is one of the things they do at my agency.
Some guys in the Cars.com group came up with a hilarious and different spot called "Confident You".
They're previewing it on You Tube, so I'm sure they don't mind me putting it up here.