Well I guess you shouldn't even go near Arbitration.
I've read about it a million times in the last couple days.
EVERYBODY'S avoiding it.
Just yesterday, the Cubs announced that they avoided Arbitration 6 times.
Can you imagine?
Arbitration must be terrible for you, or maybe even illegal.
Something Manny Ramirez would do.
No wonder nobody wants him around.
You know what they call people who do it?
Like Benedict Arnold, or Ryan Theriot.
(Hey Riot, which is the right side of the rivalry NOW?)
And obviously, Arbitration is also a bad place.
Like hell or something.
Since you always hear people saying, "Go to Arbitration!"
If Matt Garza doesn't look out, well, the hearings are in February so he might be burning in Arbitration next month.
Because you know what they have at Arbitration, right?
If memory serves...prettty sure that's where they burn witches.
The whole thing is creepy - no wonder everybody avoids Arbitration.
So seriously, even if Megan Fox asks you to go to Arbitration, just say no.
Avoid Arbitration at all costs.
On another note, I heard Geovany Soto, Randy Wells, Chris Volstad, Ian Stewart, Jeff Baker and Blake DeWitt all got happy with the deals they have with the Cubs and shall remain on the team.