Not even sure when it was.
4 weeks ago now? 5?
The Bears were sort of becoming the Bears again.
Got a runnin' game, scoring some points, the D was looking good.
"They're SO going to the playoffs!" I thought.
Then the thumb of Jay Cutler, the knee of Matt Forte, the exposure of Caleb Hanie, the 15 minutes of shame for Marion Barber...
And I check into a hotel and hit myself in the nads.
I didn't do such a good job with the gif, but that story is absolutely true.
When you expect a drawer to have the weight of a drawer, and in fact it's just a little wooden door... why, it flies open much faster than a drawer, and at a much more unexpected angle.
I was in a hurry.
I yanked on the knob.
Even as it was swinging open in a sort of slo-mo, I thought, "Hey, that's not a drawer at all. It's a little doorway with a safe behind it. A fake drawer!"
Then I went, "oof", fell on floor, and rolled around a little.
Later, I thought of the Bears and tried to re-enact with those photos.
ps: It's been so busy lately guys, sorry I haven't been so diligent with the posting every day.
