Listening to The Score this morning, I heard a fabulous rumor that the Bears want to get Kyle Orton from the Denver Broncos.
I think it was Lovie Smith they quoted saying, "We want the thumb, not that Orton part around it."
Okay just kidding.
They said there was a rumor that the Bears wanted Orton to "back up Caleb Hanie."
It would actually be awesome if they could get old Orton.
I always liked that guy - he's like the walking definition of football player tragedy.
Obviously the Bears have no confidence in Hanie, so why not?
Plus, imagine being Kyle Orton.
Wouldn't you KILL for this opportunity?
How awful must it be on the bench with nothing to do but chat with gazillionaire hack loser Brady Quinn while watching freaky luck-job Tim Tebow get W after W?
Anyway, super busy.
Gots to work.