This is like waiting for Elvis, this Theo Epstein contract thing.
These negotiations are taking way too long, it's making me nervous and I don't care who the Cubs give up from their farm system.
Take somebody and give us Theo.
It can't be good for the Chicago Cubs to not have a gm for this long, can it?
It's like not having a head.
You could say they haven't for ohhhhh, 103 years now, but still.
Supposedly it'll happen by Friday.
I had to drive to a bunch of meetings yesterday - back and forth on the Ike in that crap weather so I listened to alot of Dan Bernstein, and that's what they seemed to be saying at the Score.
So, you know, hopefully they're right.
Okay, the St. Louis Cardinals beat the Texas Rangers last night when some guy named Ethan Allen or something got a pinch hit that drove in the winning run.
Like, a guy you never heard of.
How the Cardinals stay this charmed for this long is beyond me.
They weren't even supposed to be in the playoffs.
Now they're up one game to nothin' in the World Series.
HURRY UP, THEO!
WE'RE ANXIOUS FOR THE REVOLUTION TO BEGIN!