Hello Cubs.
I am the Hypno-Bear, and I am here to help.
Gaze into my eyes and heed my message.
You have 70 games left to stop playing bad baseball.
Seven.
Teeeee.
You are getting sleepy.
Sleeeeeeeeepy.
Close your eyes and repeat after me:
"I WILL BE BETTER AT BASEBALL...I WILL BE BETTER AT BASEBALL...I WILL BE BETTER AT BASEBALL..."
