You know, not paying too much attention lately, what can I say?
So outside my office I hear, "Guess what tonight is?"
Other guy goes, "What?"
"It's Rodrigo Lopez against Roy Halladay AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
I even joined in the laugh there.
I mean, come on.
Old hack 35 year old vs the guy who just started the All Star game?
Yeah, that guy.
3 Phillies up 3 Phillies down in the first.
2 Cubs down and Aramis Ramirez hits one dang near 400 feet.
Rodrigo 1 Halladay zeero.
3 Phils up 3 down in the 2nd and 3rd.
Lopez is dazzling with the 74 mph breaking stuff!
Then he hits a single off Halladay, Fukudome walks, Castro singles and the bases are loaded against Roy Halladay with nobody out?
I'm totally cracking another cold one.
Ramirez and Pena manage to knock in 2.
Rodrigo 3 Halladay nothin.
Jimmy Rollins hits one out, but Rodrigo the Honey Badger don't care.
'Cause that was it for Philly.
Pena hits his 250th homer later in the game, Carlos Marmol has another annoying attack of wild after getting 2 outs, but suddenly all the people on tv are singing go Cubs go.
Halladay, by the way, left with heat exhaustion after 4 innings and 69 pitches.
Hey man, if you stand in the kitchen and it's really hot or something, uh... get outta there or whatever.
Tonight it's Matt Garza against Cliff Freaking Lee.
I'll be out there, you know, in the kitchen, as they say.