Hahahaha!
Just kidding.
Got 'em.
Anybody want to buy 'em?
This is even worse than the Cubs/Royals series.
It's the gutter, the bottom of the bottom, the lowest of the low.
Major League Baseball's Ass Crust.
But you know what?
It's our ass crust, and I choose to embrace it.
Presenting the Chicago Cubs vs the I Hate The Houston Astros, two teams with a combined 72 wins and 125 losses between them.
Carlos Zambrano vs 2nd year Astro Bud Norris, two pitchers with AHHHH! LOOK OUT MY WINDOW!
Maybe nothing's gonna happen at all today.
