Man, this is when that interleague play idea really goes in the toilet.
The 30-44 Chicago Cubs travel to Kansas City to play the 31-43 Royals.
Sure there's a couple kids we like to watch, a couple players, but overall these teams are a couple of 2011 MLB turds.
So...next couple days'll be like watching Turd Wrestling.
The biggest difference between turds, of course, is that the Royals can blame their crap team on a $36,126,000 team salary, the cheapest in all of baseball.
The Cubs dropped a load at 6th highest with $125,047,329.
Did you know the average Cub salary is $5 million dollars.
No wonder they call Chicago "The Number 2 City".
You think Blake DeWitt will bat third?
You think they'll hit Campana 8th, so he can...knock in Soriano or something?
You think Koyie Hill will start at least one of these games?
Does a baby bear shit in the woods?
I just went to the All Star Ballot, and they have a little thingy up top to click on so you can highlight all the players from a specific team, which was good because if you asked me to name one of the Royals I'd say either George Brett or Princess Diana.
For catcher, guess what Royal you can vote for?
I nearly burned a mule when I read that.
Even if he doesn't get voted in popularity-wise, I'm pretty sure Starlin Castro will be at that game as the lone rep of our favorite team.
Remember about 3 years ago, when there were ummm... that's right: 7 Cub All-Stars?
I cannot think of a proper scatological ending, so I'm just gonna sigh.
Note: I am getting sick of making negative posts. Not sure what I'm gonna do here.