Carlos Marmol gets a 3-year, $20 million dollar contract.
I like the deal, but...man, what would that feel like?
"Hey Tim, these blog posts have been AWESOME!
Here's $3.2 million dollars for the rest of the year, and next you'll get 7, and then the year after 9.1 to make it an even Twenty Million Dollars."
Of course I've been hearing about giant contracts forever, but I haven't read or even thought about, really, what it means to the player except they go buy a house in a hood you and I can't afford.
What are the details?
Do they give him a $3.2 million dollar check simply dated 2011?
Or does he get to choose his salary structure, so maybe he gets a $62000 check every week?
(I'd SO go with the direct deposit, Carlos.)
Is his "money guy" also his agent? Or does he use, you know, Edward D. Jones?
"Invest in gold. It never loses it's value!"
Of course you'd buy a car.
Maybe hire a fashion assistant.
Would you give old Michael Jordan a call and say, "Lets play 18!" just to see what losing $100 grand in side bets feels like?
(Just kidding, Mr. Commissioner, Carlos Marmol would never do that.)
Anyway, I'm happy for Carlos and happy for us Cub Fans.
I liked him even more when he said that he just didn't like arbitration, didn't want to do it.
So, a $3 fee at an ATM for the privilege of taking my money out of a machine.
Even if I take out an even hundo, I always have to stop and do the math to figure percentages: not good for an art guy.
Uhhhhhh... okay 3 over a hundred equals um.... carry the decimal and subtract 97 plus interest squared by HEY WAIT A MINUTE!
THAT'S 3% OF MY MONEY!
He NEVER has to do that.