So anyway uh... yeah.
Carlos Zambrano will definitely win 27 games in 2011.
Pretty sure he's... I mean I am positive that the whole anger thing?
Carlos Zambrano - you saw his last starts last year - the good ones, correct?
Well, there you go.
That's the REAL Carlos.
All that bad stuff that happened in his past is... well just forget about that and only remember the good stuff.
Sound good, Yankee GM Brian Cashman?
You got hosed.
That son of a BITCH Cliff Lee went behind your back and took a job with the Phillies for 50 MILLION dollars LESS than what you were offering him to come wear the Yank Pinstripes.
OUCH. E. WAWA.
Somebody in your organization even said something like, "He left 50 mil on the table? He must REALLY not want to be a Yankee. Glad we found out now."
And now... Boston is SO gonna take the AL East.
Yes that's right: unless you decide to get the Cubs' Carlos Zambrano.
I would suggest you just take on his contract and write the Cubs a check for the 50 mil you just SAVED by not signing that son of a bitch Cliff Lee. And maybe a couple prospects or something.
You can always depend on Sergio MItre, I guess, but...
You know Carlos is gonna win 27 games next year.
A winking goat told me.