ESPN decided not to not renew Joe Morgan's expired Sunday Night Baseball contract.
I found out about it in the middle of that "suspicious package on the Blue Line" thing that had the cops shut down the el and the entrance to the Kennedy, which made me have to circle around to where I started and then take Milwuakee from North to Irving.
For those of you who don't live around these parts, that's... not a far distance at all.
An hour and a half.
Of the worst kind of crappy crawly traffic IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD!
About an hour into it, I heard the Joe Morgan news on the radio.
That's when I said, "Yay."
And I paused and then said, "Seriously. Yay."
Lastly, here's the headline online for the Trib:
How many things are wrong with that headline?
I'm afraid to read the article.
Can I...please have a month off of Carlos freaking Zambrano?