Milton Bradley is finally gone.
He goes to the Seattle Mariners for pitcher Carlos Silva.
I'M SO HAPPY!
If I hadn't gone to our Holiday party last night I'd totally be celebrating, but uh, that's not gonna happen. In fact, nobody's allowed to make any sudden loud noises around me today.
I've heard that Carlos' numbers aren't so good, that he's owed $24 mil over the next two years, that Seattle threw in $6 mil, and none of that means anything to me at all.
Milton is gone.
That's meaningful, friends.