When I first read "The DaVinci Code", I couldn't help but start seeing these weirdy wordy things everywhere.
Anagrams?
Whatever, but a little animation on the last name of our meanest pitcher, you see the 6-6-6 Devil sign made famous in "The Omen" and it all becomes clear.
Ted Lilly just may be the Devil himself.
Someone to do battle with the Baseball Gods is actually ON THE CUBS!
People always ask how much of a BAMF Ted is, and maybe that's the answer.
How else do you explain shutting down the hottest team in the Bigs with just four hits over 7 innings?
The work of The Devil.
And Koyie Hill's homer?
The Devil made him do it.
Everybody thinks Milton Bradley or Carlos Zambrano are possessed?
Merely deranged, my friend.
I didn't even see Ted jump the fence the other day but I know he got the boot not because of anything he said, but because he scared the HELL out of the ump.
Kosuke Fukudome?
Did you notice the fly ball he hit was called a "sacrifice"?
Okay, I'm starting to get the fear.
But I'm glad Terrible Ted is on our side.
Because the Gods certainly aren't.
Chicago 2, City of Angels 1.
Today it'll be lefty Eric Stults vs. Ryan Dempster, who's due for a good outing.
Because he too has made a pact with...the Devil.
