Man, I am scratchin' my head.
Okay, so Michael Wuertz is traded to the A's for some minor leaguers, Henry Blanco goes to the Padres for $750K but the Cubs get another backup catcher in lefty Paul Bako for $725K while Rich Hill is traded to the Orioles for a player to be named later, but Felix Pie goes to the Oriole's for Garrett Olson, then Ronny Cedeno and Olson are traded to the Mariners to get Aaron Heilman but Mike Stanton might regain his former stature and beat everybody out unless Ken Kadokura's ability to speak Japanese allows him to become buddies with Kosuke Fukudome and Kosuke, feeling all friendly, comes out of his funk and starts hitting like we know he can but don't count out So Taguchi who even as an outfielder might just become the 5th starter since I forgot that Jason Marquis was traded for reliever Luis Viscaino leaving a vacant starter position, plus the Cubs probably will have a new Cub fan owner in Tom Ricketts who could be traded for Mark Cuban who is waiting in the wings in case there isn't enough controversy, and then of course there are all the minor leaguers and the player to be named later plus anybody else laying around who could go to the Padres for Jake Peavy.
See?
That's why people think I have dandruff.
