The Lou-Mometer.
It would rhyme with "thermometer" if "therm" rhymed with "Lou".
(Of course, if somebody actually made one of these I'd be the first in line to buy it even if it only told me how hot it was outside.)
Man, I am ready for this.
I am ready for some fire back in my life in the form of Lou Piniella.
He's been pretty mellow lately, but I figure after watching him so calmly handle all the questions about collapse and pressure and disaster and one hundred years, I figure there's some heat to come.
It really was an awesome year last year, and it's incredible that we could be looking at a third straight division title this year (I am NOT looking ahead Lou, so calm down).
But I remember the "DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID?" reaction he had last year.
I kinda treasure that stuff - it makes life more interesting.
Anyway, once we get going, I'm gonna figure out how to keep this up on the right on the blog here, just to keep Lou's temperature in focus.
Probably, I can't make it jump like it does here, though.
Super busy.
Gotta run.
Games start tomorrow.
Maybe after that one more guy breaks the camel's back with, "So Lou, have you thought about maybe moving Soriano down in the batting order?"
Lets see what happens...
