Know any knock knock jokes?
There's been this one going around in Cooperstown for far too long, and it's up to the Veteran's Committee to make the joke stop.
This committee, they're all ex-players, all guys who made it into the Hall and are still living.
Hank Aaron, Sparky Anderson, Luis Aparicio, Ernie Banks, Johnny Bench, Yogi Berra, Wade Boggs, George Brett, Lou Brock, Jim Bunning, Rod Carew, Steve Carlton, Gary Carter, Orlando Cepeda, Bobby Doerr, Dennis Eckersly, Bob Feller, Rollie Fingers, Carlton Fisk, Whitey Ford, Bob Gibson, Goose Gossage, Tony Gwynn, Monte Irvin, Reggie Jackson, Fergie Jenkins, Al Kaline, George Kell, Harmon Killebrew, Ralph Kiner, Sandy Koufax, Tommy Lasorda, Lee MacPhail, Juan Marichal, Willie Mays, Bill Mazeroski, Willie McCovey, Paul Molitor, Joe Morgan, Eddie Murray, Stan Musial, Phil Niekro, Jim Palmer, Tony Perez, Gaylord Perry, Cal Ripken Jr, Robin Roberts, Brooks Robinson, Frank Robinson, Nolan Ryan, Ryno, Mike Schmidt, Red Schoendienst, Tom Seaver, Ozzie Smith, Duke Snider, Bruce Sutter, Don Sutton, Earl Weaver, Billy Williams, Dick Williams, Dave Winfield, Robin Yount, and Yaz.
48 of these guys have to vote yes for Ron Santo to make it into the hall.
So come on guys, he's knocking.
Let him in.
(Others on the ballot are: Dick Allen, Gil Hodges, Jim Kaat, Tony Oliva, Al Oliver, Vada Pinson, Luis Tiant and Maury Wills. Didn't you think Hodges was already in?)
Lastly, I'm pretty sure the actual Veterans Committee doesn't gather together like the guys at the local VFW. The thought just cracked me up.