If there's another loss today, I'll rip out the other one.
And if this continues, I'll start taking other body parts until there's nothing left of Mr. Cub Fan.
In fact, if another Cub grounds into another double play during a key moment of the game I'll just cut Mr. Cub Fan's head off.
All season long the wins have been very solid, with the W's made of stainless steel.
Any more the W's are constructed of a cheap poker deck, you try to carry that through the 9th and somebody always blows it down.
And it's waaaay more painful when the blowee is a Cub.
A freaking BALK?
EVERYTHING IS JUST GREAT!
I heard that Lou got loud last night after the game, and I hope the team heard because this is not the way this season is supposed to end.
Cubs, you can start that winning streak any time now.
Or Mr. Cub Fan gets it.
