WAKE UP you STUpid BATS!
the cubs have scored jUST 2 STUpid RUNS in TWO GAMES against what WAS the 44-51 (NOW 46-51) AND 5TH PLACE ASTROS!.
WAKE UP you STUpid BATS!
the cubs have LOST 3 STRAIGHT while the CARDS ANd the BREWers have WON 4 AND 3, REEspectivulleeeUH. reSULtingUH. in 2 GAMES GAINED ON THE CUBS IN THE LAST 2 DAYS!
WAKE UP you STUpid BATS!
this MORNing I forGOT TO PUT THE STUpid POT UNder THE MAker and my FRESH COFfee POURED ALL OVER THE KITchen, my CAR is MAKING FUNNY NOISes, i have to WORK ALL WEEKend, YESTerDAY I LOST MY STUpid PARking RECEIPT so i had to PAY THE MAXimum, the CAT PEED ON THE RUG and in front of the JEWel a guy I'D NEVer seen before IN MY LIFE WEARING A STUPID BREWERS HAT said "HELLo" SO LOUD THAT I LOOKED AT HIM LIKE "WHAT, MAN?" AND HE LOOKED AT ME LIKE "WHAT, MAN?" BECAUSE HE WAS ACTUALLY TALKING ON HIS PHONE AND HAD NEVER SAID "HELLO" TO ME AT ALL SO THEN I FELT STUPID TOO!
SO JUST...WAKE UP
YOU STUPID BATS.
