I Wish Steve Bartman Could Punch Moises Alou

"You know what the funny thing is?" said Moises Alou, "I wouldn't have caught it anyway."
He was talking about that foul ball.
Pardon my language, but you know...what a dick.
I've been feeling rotten about Steve Bartman for a looong time now because he's such a punchline.
And now this.
I'm also pretty sure, based on what I've read, that if Mr. Bartman were to see this illustration he'd tell me not to put it out there.
I really think he's that nice a guy.
But I'm doing it anyway Steve, because it was a thoughtless thing to say.
Because I believe Moises lacks judgement when it comes to talking.
(Note the peeing on hands thing, which we never would have known had he not...opened his mouth.)

Lastly, I'm not gonna say anything about the sucky game the Cubs suckily lost to the sucky Brewers.
Too sucky.