It was easier disliking the Brewers when they had Cub-killer Carlos Lee in left, but for this post Ryan Braun will have to do.
(No reason for the gopher, I'm just liking the GIF thing. Pretty soon I'll have plots...)
Uh, IT'S A BAD TIME FOR THE CUBS TO LOSE THEIR BATS!
IF he doesn't feel any tightness in his triceps, Ben Sheets will bring his .96 ERA, his 14 hits in 28 innings, and his 24 strikeouts to Wrigley Tuesday night.
Looking at the weather, the low is projected at 37.
That's 5 degrees above fuh-reezing.
So I'm thinking tightness in the triceps, Ben.
The profanity is what made me like him.
Now, he's using it to make money to fight cancer and apologizing to the city.
Can't a man age gracefully?
See you at WrWrWrigley at 7:05 in layers, hat and glove.