Now, this isn't life threatening, this surgery Felix will undergo.
And I'm imagining that afterwards his team-mates will do what team-mates do, which is make fun of one another.
He has a twisted testicle.
Should be out 3-5 days (I quote from the TRIB) after, "sewing the outer layer of the testicle to the scrotum wall."
Ouch E Wawa?
No, try Man-Scream.
Felix, if you happen to read this I wish you nothing but a speedy recovery, a liberal dose of a really powerful local anesthetic, and that we all forget about this later when you're the starting center fielder for our Chicago Cubs.
Okay, speaking of surgery, welcome back Mark DeRosa.
I didn't see anything yesterday, but watched most of the Kansas City "game" on Sunday.
Wish I coulda said, "wow! look at those Cub bats!"
But in all fairness you had to be thinking, "man, glad I'm not a Royals fan."
"Stinky" is the word that comes to mind.
There are 20 days til the home opener vs. the Milwaukee Brewers, and today Carlos Z takes the mound.
Go Cubs.
