If you've ever parked in the alleys around Wrigley, you'll know exactly what this is about.
It means you have a lack of foresight and common sense, and are ignorant in the ways of public transportation.
Of course, that would include me.
Almost every game I drive to, I park in the same alley - the one off Waveland closest to Bernie's.
The little Old Timer in the painting - he's always standing there with his charming little sign made out of a wooden breadboard.
Just a nice little old guy, right?
He's a thieving Leprechaun.
Little bastard's been taking my money for years.
You ever see a guy hit a ball as hard as Thome hit that one off Neal Cotts?
Almost blew out my speakers, that smack.
Dammit Neal, I'm pulling for you because of your Belleville roots and (despite yesterday) you've got some talent.
So figure it out or you'll be back in Khoury League.